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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:33

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Samsung Is Poised to Unveil Latest Folding Smartphones on July 9 - Bloomberg
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
No way
There’s Never Been A Better Time To Play The Best Digimon Game - Kotaku
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Why would the United States need a fleet of the F-47 fighter jet fielded in the 2030s?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Why should we share our wife with others?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Still no good