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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Samsung Is Poised to Unveil Latest Folding Smartphones on July 9 - Bloomberg

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

No way

There’s Never Been A Better Time To Play The Best Digimon Game - Kotaku

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Covid-19 hospitalizations hit new low in Vermont, with future of vaccines uncertain - VTDigger

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why Mike Tenay Passed on WWE x AAA Worlds Collide Appearance Revealed - Ringside News

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Why would the United States need a fleet of the F-47 fighter jet fielded in the 2030s?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Why should we share our wife with others?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Still no good